News :The stories that just should of been left on the editor desk.

[blackwiggle]

You know, I'm really starting to worry about the sanity of the inhabitants on this planet.
I know you get little fluff stories that give you a chuckle,but really.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/733873/gay-penguins-celebrate-fatherhood-wedding

[zeeZ]

Anything that upsets someone is newsworthy.

Here, have a video of a hawk pooping (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_qLKQz-QEI) as a reward

[blackwiggle]

I didn't upset me,just bewildered me.

[Harvai]

I'm amazed somebody actually wanted to capture that in slow motion.

As for the gay penguins - good for them. I hope they live happy now that they're married.

Married penguins - now ain't that something. What else happened around the world today, then? [/sarcasam]

[stinkleroy]

Haha! I love it! Blackwiggle I think you should post one of these stories every day, just for my benefit :D

[chaos80]

Sweet! But the ceremonial thing?? WTF?

[Darkdrium777]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece

[stinkleroy]

"When I saw the raccoon I thought I'd have some fun" WTF? Crazy man :eek

[IH8YOU]

"When I saw the raccoon I thought I'd have some fun" WTF? Crazy man :eek

Man, and I thought the Southern States were the only places that did that. Turns out those Rednecks have a lot more in common with the Commies than previously thought! :lol

[Darkdrium777]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article88063.ece

[stinkleroy]

Darkdrium, were you the guy in the previous story? It's just that you seem to have a fascination with raccoons.... :lol:

[Darkdrium777]

If you look on the first article, there's a link to the second one I posted. :) Nothing more than just 5 minutes of looking at the page made me find the second one.

EDIT: Ohh you'll like this one :g

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/somerset/7853328.stm

[blackwiggle]

This ones been an on going news article for a few weeks now.:lol

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=665847

[eLhabib]

That spider guy is HILARIOUS! How do you even come up with something like that?! I'd love to meet that guy, my new hero of improvisation :lol

[Darkdrium777]

Lol he's a classic. The 7 legged spiders :D
I'll look for his website again and post it here. ;)

[stinkleroy]

Hahah that spider guy is brilliant! Think I might try that with my gas company...you never know...:lol

[Harvai]

Goddamn, I just came home and I'm laughing myself silly over the last two stories.

[Darkdrium777]

Well then Harvai, have fun on this man's website (http://27bslash6.com/) :D

[blackwiggle]

Belly messages is a classic on his site.

[blackwiggle]

Remember the guy who tried to pay a bill with a picture of a spider.

Well he recently sold the spider picture on Ebay for $15000.:lol

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=665808

[stin]

LOL! , this is really unbelievable stuff.

stevie:)

[Darkdrium777]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/technology/facebook/4630590/Married-man-travels-400-miles-for-Facebook-affair-only-to-discover-it-is-a-hoax.html

It's a heck of a link! :lol

[blackwiggle]

Octopus escapes Aquarium.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/glance/758589/slippery-escape-for-tricky-octopus

[blackwiggle]

It's a Mc emergency.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/763961/woman-calls-911-in-chicken-mccrisis

How infernally stupid some people can be,and what utter crap some people eat.

[Darkdrium777]

Hahaha I was just reading that a while ago. I was about to post it when I saw this thread was bumped, but you bumped it for the particular reason I had in mind! :lol

Here are the three calls :)

http://www.tcpalm.com/videos/detail/first-call/
http://www.tcpalm.com/videos/detail/second-call/
http://www.tcpalm.com/videos/detail/wheres-my-nuggets-again/

MOAR info:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,504125,00.html
http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/mar/03/told-mcnuggets-ran-out-fort-pierce-woman-calls-911/

Good news: she'll be getting her free NUGGETS! YARHAAR! All be happy, spread the happy around you :)






http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/8c/Doublepalm.jpg

[Darkdrium777]

Man dies after Viagra fuelled 12 hour orgy (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?Man_dies_after_Viagra-fuelled_12-hour_orgy&in_article_id=561479&in_page_id=64)

Picture above is still related.

[eLhabib]

That has to be one of the best ways to die, though. :lol

[mdhay]

Drug - Fuelled Sex - Heart Attack?

[BARTgai]

That sucks because he just won the bet.

[blackwiggle]

A stiff with a stiffy.:)

[blackwiggle]

This could only happen in Australia.:)

Strangers in the night.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/769036/man-wrestles-kangaroo-in-canberra-home

[Harvai]

Yeah, saw this on the news last night I find it awesome that he managed to wrestle the damn thing out of his house. Roos can get quite big, y'know.

Also, I want to fight a lunatic ninja...

[blackwiggle]

I wonder if it ends up as a Bonds underwear commercial.:)

[Darkdrium777]

Or in an anti-theft window commercial (aka unbreakable glass). ;)

[mdhay]

My turn:

Lulz all round (http://www.kotaku.com.au/games/2009/01/dumb_lady_physically_puts_credit_cards_in_wii-2.html)

[BARTgai]

LMFAO!

"New from Nintendo, the portable ATM" :lol

[Darkdrium777]

From possibly the best death ever to the worst sex performance.

Woman injured in sex toy mishap (http://www.9news.com/news/article.aspx?storyid=111490)

[mdhay]

The sex got old?

[blackwiggle]

If you want to see how really dumb some people can be,have a read of some of the stories posted by various people who work in Tech Support.

http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

[blackwiggle]

I know France has a huge Wipeout HD team,and we all want DLC.

That's what I though was happening when I first saw this news item about the SONY boss in France.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/771206/sacked-workers-hold-sony-boss-hostage

[blackwiggle]

Kid walks into pole.:lol

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/772433/strip-club-row-a-storm-in-a-d-cup

[blackwiggle]

What's causing the crop circles.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/829742/wallabies-getting-high-in-poppy-fields

[blackwiggle]

Post a picture of your mum.

Could be a new forum thread :lol

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/834130/nz-teen-tries-to-sell-nude-photos-of-mum

[blackwiggle]

A DUTCH Designer [Irony here]

Are there many Shark attacks in Hollland?

Has come up with this.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/technology/835295/shark-attack-website-a-bloody-odd-idea

Too many Bongs at the Cafe's me thinks

[mdhay]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090714/tuk-20-000-fee-could-fund-elderly-care-6323e80.html

Distgusting. Absolutely distgusting.:-

[rdmx]

image of virgin mary in bird poop?
http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=8112209
http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/upload/2009/07/best_virgin_mary_sighting_yet/poop_mary.jpeg

[blackwiggle]

Guess the Pelicans around Southport in Queensland will have "Jesus sorts" following then around shortly looking for free "ICONS".

God knows what they will feed them,I suppose a change of diet from chips would be welcome.

[KIGO1987]

Ever had a Pelicans shiit on your car before? Its almost like throwing a bucket of paint on the roof while your driving, its more a "thud!" noise than anything.

[IH8YOU]

ROFL @ KIGO - just lost a race b/c I was laughing at that. And yes, I know what it's like. :)

[Darkdrium777]

People ready to believe in anything...

This gives a new meaning to "Holy ****."

[KIGO1987]

XD


ROFL @ KIGO - just lost a race b/c I was laughing at that. And yes, I know what it's like. :)

My bad:lol Thing is the buggers sit on the Freeway streetlights too, incoming from everywhere, once they get there bearing right, your fuked. You gotta be quick to remove the shiit since it leaves a nasty chalky residue on the paint work. High pressure hose is the best way to remove it quick smart.