Need a good laugh?

[KIGO1987]

This is some funny ****. I think its a local Rally tournament in Ireland somewhere, or i could be wrong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q39S4bjjU-Q

0:54 "Fokin Rotin Cont". lol.

[swift killer]

I don't really see whats so funny about it, it's not really a funny motorsport clip, what is a funny is how David Coulthard once managed to crash in the pitlane at Adelaide.

[Hellfire_WZ]

Can't beat this for a Formula 1 interview ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HHUkHbgAtM

[rdmx]

Haha nice find - "obviously you'll have a light car for the start"

[swift killer]

Hehe, classic, heres how NOT to finish an F1 race; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPTtTzzSF24

Famous moment from monza 1993, christian fittipaldi finishes in style!

[RJ O'Connell]

I remember seeing that on an F1 classics show called "Formula One Decade" that ran from 03-05.

But I agree, nothing beats David Coulthard in '95 - now if there were any YouTube clips of the wreck that had Murray Walker's call of the incident instead of EuroSport....>_< And that was a priceless Kimi moment. All that intensity and unfiltered opinion in the shell of someone who's about as monotone and interesting to listen to as the low humming noise of an old television. ;)

[KIGO1987]

Thats more luck than anything.

Heres some more interesting/funny stuff:g

Not STFU in the work place

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs4bqQcYSk4

Driving on Russia's MKAD, a Qirex driver in action

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaOCj-sfkA4

[rdmx]

This is ridiculously awesome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ptS4jbR8u4&feature=related

[RJ O'Connell]

Studio Liverpool would be cringing watching that video - the cars didn't even ATTEMPT to avoid the accident!

[AG-wolf]

of course we all know NASCAR and the NHRA have more spectacular crashes *cough* ¬_¬ that's my redneck moment of the day, right there

[KIGO1987]

Stupid CPU drivers. For a second there i thought that they where Perth drivers on the Freeway.

Heres some more funny **** that ive have had in my favourite lists for a while

GTAIV Mock Up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11NilNNrlR4

Mario Screw Up, Funny because its stupid:g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An3TQLKkWdU

Are you or do you know somebody like this when playing video games?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqwSBKHnxbs

All I want is Pumpkin. lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWni391uAUA

[swift killer]

And if all else fails, you can always count on being rick rolled; www.smouch.net/lol (http://www.smouch.net/lol)

**WARNING** have your task manager ready to end process, this is a pretty clever windup, but still dead funny! :g

[KIGO1987]

Yes having Task manager on is a must with that link.

Check this out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mATEKlgtA6s

some old PSX commercials from the 90s there is even an old Wipeout XL video in there. And the Old Ridge Racer videos are in there also.. Classic:g

[mdhay]

I think you guys will find this funny:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SoalZKTBXIM

[swift killer]

Some guys i know being idiots;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F8PaI6sr6g

US breakfast show which for no apparent reason cuts to a random picture of a cat eating spagetti, I almost choked when i saw this;

http://www.b3ta.com/links/Inappropriate_Kitten

[omega329]

And if all else fails, you can always count on being rick rolled; www.smouch.net/lol (http://www.smouch.net/lol)

**WARNING** have your task manager ready to end process, this is a pretty clever windup, but still dead funny! :g

umm, I never had a problem closing that on Opera 9.5, obscure browsers FTW! :rock

[Lance]

9.5 sucks very much and without skill, even though I hate to say this of a product of my favourite browser company. I still use 9.2x and 7.11b and occasionally 8.54 and 6.06b. The first three much customised [rewritten and rearranged menus, additional options, altered and additional keyboard shortcuts, and totally non-standard toolbar positions.]

[swift killer]

The latest google craze; Julie Moult is an idiot

A certain anonamous fellow created some funny pics to poke fun at her rant in the daily mail;

http://www.b3ta.com/board/8695387

http://www.b3ta.com/board/8696033

I could'nt stop laughing when i saw these.

[omega329]

9.5 sucks very much and without skill, even though I hate to say this of a product of my favourite browser company. I still use 9.2x and 7.11b and occasionally 8.54 and 6.06b. The first three much customised [rewritten and rearranged menus, additional options, altered and additional keyboard shortcuts, and totally non-standard toolbar positions.]

Well, once I altered some of the cache settings (It was taking up about 200MB of ram after a few hours browsing), got the voice commands to work and enabled pipelining to increase my connection speed, it was pretty fun to use, it might be a "sucky" browser, but I'm not liking firefox...

[q_dmc12]

And if all else fails, you can always count on being rick rolled; www.smouch.net/lol (http://www.smouch.net/lol)

**WARNING** have your task manager ready to end process, this is a pretty clever windup, but still dead funny! :g

I ****in hate you! But I have to admit its a good prank:+

*sigh* Just for that I'll let the Obama version out of its cage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65I0HNvTDH4

[KIGO1987]

lol, that was funny q_dmc12.

Heres something funny from about a year ago. People in Aus will get it straight away. People who dont know who this guy was it was the last leader of Australia.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZDNZPGslRI

[rdmx]

Haha, nice. :)

[Medusa]

Groaaannn. John Howard breakdancing. LOL! Stupid things make me laugh.

[mdhay]

MI Soo clumsi! :lol

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gaki5bRh-Y

[swift killer]

Does this count as one? http://www.wipeoutzone.com/forum/showpost.php?p=94757&postcount=155

I attached a funny pic to a post...

mdhay, you best be a Rovers fan!

[mdhay]

Celtic F.C FTW

[KIGO1987]

Does this count as one? http://www.wipeoutzone.com/forum/showpost.php?p=94757&postcount=155

I attached a funny pic to a post...

mdhay, you best be a Rovers fan!

Is that a G-Tech ship, the pic is very small. That is probably the shittiest ship in all the Wipeout games.

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Want an effective ringtone that will get everyones attention?
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=H3D0UJCg2Dc

[Kscorps]

http://s135.photobucket.com/albums/q130/kscorps/?action=view&current=1220291460303.jpg


Haha PSP wins this round!

[Darkdrium777]

I found this on another forum, and found it incredibly funny..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/edwardrussia/b3ta/how_to.png

Skip to 2:33 for the best part. Comedy has had many special moments, but this beats most of them by far :lol

[rdmx]

I see what you did there...

[Harvai]

Skip to 2:33 for the best part. Comedy has had many special moments, but this beats most of them by far :lol

****, best youtube video ever!

[KIGO1987]

http://s135.photobucket.com/albums/q130/kscorps/?action=view&current=1220291460303.jpg


Haha PSP wins this round!

Lol:lol

Heres something similar, i think its been posted here b4 im just not sure about it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqhgj5-B_68
Very true.

Im not sure how many car nuts are also appart of this forum but here are some funny remix hoon adverts from NSW;

.1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge47ktrz4Sg

.2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFOz_JsOovk

.3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzE8Ol2sDd4

[KIGO1987]

This is the reason why i created this thread:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzluaZi8c7I&eurl=http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Angry_German_Kid

Right at 9:56 you will either start crying or get stiches in your stomach.

[swift killer]

Making a quick joke for the 'scenes we'd like to see' round on BBC's Mock The Week, the topic is 'things you would'nt hear in a superhero movie'...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrii4llRMtk

may offend some

[eLhabib]

sssssssssh.... rather unfunny imho.

[KIGO1987]

It was crude, but funny. Even though that actor comes from the same city as i do. I still found it a tad humorous. Dude came from the rich suburbs from around here. He was a famous rich actor that had a supportive family, yet he was depressed... doesn't make alot of sense. Sad what happened because his young daughter has no father now. But in the local media its says she is going to inherit nearly everything. A few years old and already a millionaire, ****!

[Lance]

Wealth and a supportive family cannot make some kinds of depression go away. Sometimes it's the wealth that causes the depression. It's always about either too much of one thing or not enough of another or both. You can have everything of what you need except the one thing or person you can't be happy without; and that will kill you.

[KIGO1987]

This is a fact. Dont be rude to waiters, waitresses, barmen, or anyone that works in a restaurant or bar, reason being, they'll chuck a dump in your food, like this lucky family here:

http://www.soompi.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=255085&st=0

[trentdf]

an interesting site, don't click on it if you dont want to partially ruin your life.

http://www.losethegame.com/

i lost :brickwall

[omega329]

http://xkcd.com/391/ freedom trentdf! FREEDOM!

[trentdf]

hahahahaha, i wish it worked, but im still losing :brickwall
i lost :bomb
im so bad at this...

[KIGO1987]

A bit of friendly insults before the game tomorow:g

mhtml:http://65.55.40.71/att/GetAttachment.aspx?file=e24e2f9c-0e6c-425f-a5d7-c0190d05ddb7.mht&ct=bWVzc2FnZS9yZmM4MjI_3d&name=ZnJhbmNlLmVtbC5taHQ_3d&inline=0&rfc=0&empty=False&imgsrc=&hm__login=kcapo_19&hm__domain=hotmail.com&ip=10.12.146.8&d=d2406&mf=0&hm__ts=Fri%2c%2019%20Dec%202008%2015%3a45%3a37%20G MT&hm__ha=01_517d4880e74b6ef222e34784a5590df652f8c2cc 779dd8a9d8b2c83cf204ed1b&oneredir=1

French animals, you gotta listen to the narrator to understand:

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=tBj4Ny19vfQ

[KIGO1987]

End of an Era, featuring the idiot

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=pCnjuJ1pbmc&feature=related

[swift killer]

go on youtube and type BRING ON THE TRUMPETS! :D

[mdhay]

Oh my word this tune is annoying, Yes I know it's really annoying, I can't get this song out of my heeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/annoying/):lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

* Not a rickroll. Honest.:g

[KIGO1987]

I shouldnt clicked on that link..... ****

0:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aqA9lvUQ2c

@ 0:31; 'Would you mind taking your breasts off my hotplate' LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mdhay]

Nice one, Kigo :lol:lol:lol:lol

[Darkdrium777]

I see Weebl is still as insane as two years ago :lol

[Darkdrium777]

The Helix Loaded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp7ZGMw5_mU)
Go to the channel page and browse the vids to get the rest.

Best [random] stuff I've seen in a while :lol

[KIGO1987]

The Official Windows Vista Review:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B80EGY9L-U&feature=related

....yes i know its XP in the video.

[archman]

Here's some laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpdOwksB4AA

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Seraph]

Here's a vid that some may know...

Family Guy - Chicken fight! :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpoki4wBwtA

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Ok ok... One more...:P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JhuOicPFZY&feature=related

[blackwiggle]

John Pinette - around the world in 80 buffets.
I find this guy hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUosUk6X9gE

[eLhabib]

HAHAHA! That guy is hilarious! I wonder how I didn't know him yet! Thanks for the link :+

[Darkdrium777]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk0Ok5h7OFM&NR=1 :lol

[darkfaerytales]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw&feature=channel_page

this man is a genius

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XioE3xpYM-o&feature=channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b70pKlOYZ_0&feature=channel_page

that's all folks

[zargz]

This makes me lough every time :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1We6GX4IM

[Velocitar64]

Hahahahaha, i needed that..... :lol

[KIGO1987]

hehe, lol.


This is why todays generation is kinda ****ed in the head:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn_IqL6cBkk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGjPaZiuybM

:clap

[zargz]

How ya doin'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjfP_0K_1DA&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffUDDYYIX04&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w2-ObIHvgo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSQuVIhP-vA&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJx8sfLSbEs&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE4rsZhdKAY&NR=1

[mdhay]

Please laugh:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MStFJolZCrs

[omega329]

http://www.eddsworld.co.uk/

'nuff said

[q_dmc12]

Who here likes trains?

You'll love this!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeXDFoHrWWo):lol

[blackwiggle]

How to fix a Plazma TV Aussie style.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKJcBx9cXKo

I think Kigo uses this approach for fixing his laptop,but without the same success

[KIGO1987]

I havent got any audio on this stupid desktop that i am using but watching that video with or without any audio was quite funny, at one stage i thought that TV might of fallin of the stand there. But your kinda right there Blackwiggle there, when the reception goes to crap on my TV or it begins to make that irritating buzzing sound i usually begin to wack the tv with force, and hey watya see, its better, ten years old and the TV is still working fine, unlike that ****ing **** laptop i bought last year which i honestly CBF repairing it:D

[Darkdrium777]

Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots of trains! :D Yayyyy
I'm ordering.

[blackwiggle]

I find those ad's disturbing ,bordering on the Psychotic.

[MR-RICO84]

you just gotta watch this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus

[Mateo]

Oh my god I just love charlie the unicorn. watched it at least a hundred times and I still laugh every time until my stomach aches when I watch it again...:lol

[mdhay]

Mangoes!

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/mango/

[blackwiggle]

Microwave a cell phone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_JZnNgltvQ&feature=related

[zargz]

yay ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1UrbjLV_S4&NR=1

wee ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIReX7aRBec&NR=1

[KIGO1987]

hahahahahaha, blind man pissing on the waterpark riders, haha, lol. There reactions... CLASSIC:g

[rdmx]

How do you dispose of a beached whale?
Explosives of course!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkZottYDpEE

[blackwiggle]

I wonder what George Thorton [the genius who thought of blowing it up] is doing now?
Pest removal in Iraq?;)

[mdhay]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Iraqi_WMDs

:D:D:lol:D:D

[IH8YOU]

That site is AWESOME. I love it. :lol

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Vermont

Bwa HA HA HA HA!

It's a new addiction for me. As if I needed that. :blarg

[Motorsagmannen]

haha nice one anthony.
but over to something different "sexy cyborg from another dimension" a hilarious vid for everyone with a geeky side ( that means you all so dont lie to yourselves. ;) )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-z54EP0EhM

also heres a good one, what would happen if the matrix ran on windows?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX8yrOAjfKM&feature=channel

[Darkdrium777]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/VermontLess "safe for work" version on encyclopedia dramatica. ;)

[KIGO1987]

hahaha, lol.

Here is some info from my area.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Perth

...What To Do In Perth.......Get out of town, quickly...... [so very true]

[blackwiggle]

I think that was the basis for the original MAD MAX ,getting out of Perth.:lol

[Lance]

How then do we explain The Road Warrior? StAying out of Perth?
And Adelaide?

[blackwiggle]

I think he was really employed by the government [covert operation] to stop Sandgropers [Perth] and Croweaters [Adelaide]from making it across the boarders.
Adelaide's population is mainly people from Perth who's cars have broken down in an attempted escape.;)

Proof here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-tsKPlDn7U&feature=PlayList&p=577700D2080236AA&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=9

Much like we try to stop the Cane toads from traveling south.
We tried a rabbit proof fence ,but they are such bad drivers they just went straight through it.

[blackwiggle]

Jeremy Clarkson Obituary

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpL9a-5LFpI

[KIGO1987]

I think he was really employed by the government [covert operation] to stop Sandgropers [Perth] and Croweaters [Adelaide]from making it across the boarders.
Adelaide's population is mainly people from Perth who's cars have broken down in an attempted escape.;)

Proof here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-tsKPlDn7U&feature=PlayList&p=577700D2080236AA&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=9

Much like we try to stop the Cane toads from traveling south.
We tried a rabbit proof fence ,but they are such bad drivers they just went straight through it.

I nearly ****ing died from that vid, the first comment i saw on that page too, OMFG looool.

Driving IN as well as on the fringe of Perth is a scene from Mad Max, worst drivers in the country out west, that is where all the Wipeout Online skills come into play. Perth drivers are like the Elite racers on HD, that have a habbit in getting in your way, and when they brake, the ****ers do it right in front of you out all of all the lanes on the road. Stupid cunts here unfortunetly do not know how to keep the flow of traffic going either.

[mdhay]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7e/Blender_Screenshot.png

Ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe...:lol

[omega329]

woo, go blender!

I actually understand that...
:redface:

P.S. I was going to post a rant about how cluttered and badly made that interface setup was. I then realised it was from uncyclopedia XD

[KIGO1987]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7e/Blender_Screenshot.png

Ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe...:lol

Reminds me of AutoCAD 2007 i had to use. Goddamn **** surely did like to freeze on me. Followed by a fist going through the keyboard as well. Funny times then, lol.

[Lion]

for some reason that sodding monkey-head prefab always inserts in the wrong plane for me

[mdhay]

The opinions of Microsoft's most annoying employee:
:D

[Hellfire_WZ]

This had me in absolute stitches. What happens when Snatch meets Star Wars? :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDKiQfBs9lo

Warning - VERY strong language

[yeldar2097]

hahahahaha, i think i just shat myself laughing :lol

[mdhay]

For all dog lovers (and anyone who likes stuff that is just completely random):

[blackwiggle]

That's the best parody I have seen in years.

BIG UP's:lol

[q_dmc12]

For all the tech guys (and gals) out there:

http://www.techcrunch.com/2008/06/28/sales-guy-vs-web-dude/

..somehow I see Rob in this..

:pc

[blackwiggle]

Britans got talent

Stavros Flatley

On of the funnest things I've seen in years,you'll crack up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gHvATmUsSg

[mdhay]

That's Numberwang! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wCL_b9cOEU)

The Green Clarinet Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeQBAKKJvBo)

[Harvai]

I still prefer the Surprising Adventures of Sir Digby Chicken Caesar;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VxgUc_v2Zs&feature=related

[stinkleroy]

Britans got talent

Stavros Flatley

On of the funnest things I've seen in years,you'll crack up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gHvATmUsSg


Oh man I was having a really crappy day until I watched this...cheers wiggle haha :lol

[blackwiggle]

He's at it again.

The guy responsible for the "Can I pay my bill with a picture of a spider"

Have a look at the response to a "get 20% off GYM fees offer" - Titled "Working out with jeff"

http://www.27bslash6.com/buffed.html

Also if you have been following the "IN House" rivalry/hatred between "LUCIUS" and david you will crack up at "LIFE SIZE LUCIUS"
http://www.27bslash6.com/lifesizelucius.html

[designer_79]

Blackwiggle, LOL for the gym-discount conversation. The abundant use of stereotypes regarding fitness instructors in his emails totally made my day. Cheers mate!!

[mdhay]

Pendulum - Slam:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABqh9N-Mw5E

:lol:lol:lol

[Motorsagmannen]

www.wulffmorgenthaler.com
epic comic by the craziest danes around

[chaos80]

IGN's localized version of the FFXIII demo. A bit funny :)

http://ps3.ign.com/dor/objects/826843/final-fantasy-xiii/videos/ff13_spc_trans2_042409.html

(Ooops, forgot the link. Silly me)

[blackwiggle]

Have a look at this family outing in Asia.

[KIGO1987]

Holy ****. Reminds me a lot about my University carpark.

[yeldar2097]

i was browsing this (see link) forum to see if i could put something back into the WO community (apart from here obviously)
i literally shat myself laughing at the 6th comment on this page: Comedy Gold (http://www.ps3trophies.co.uk/showthread.php?t=10945&page=3)

EDIT: alternatively...

[blackwiggle]

You need to Log in to get the joke,if you are not amember/with password well........

[Darkdrium777]

#24 (brainbeat)
Its not that bad, just gotta learn the best lines then youll be in 1st, and drop bombs at 1st place even on elite there not catching u then unless you crash.

#25 (Noscaasi)
[Quote of #24]
Thats why i dont like it. The fact the bots always follow exactly the same line is just lazy and makes the gameplay flat and boring. But maybe the fact i suck at this game dosnt help my opinion :P

#26 (bringerofchaos)
No, i find that the AI drives according to your position, if you drive in their "lines" then they do in fact take different routes, the AI is hard but the human players online are rubbish, im sorry but there really anit no fun...im grateful that the AI is actually challanging lol

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Show him the way here?

[Zoth-Ommog]

Nothing really to laught about, but Oh-My-God! Crazy skills!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z19zFlPah-o


This you can laugh to:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLTH6nxVLUg&feature=channel :D

[KIGO1987]

Check out this link
http://www.nissan.com.au/webpages/models/GT-R_model.html#/first-gt-r-owner-photos

This guys face says it all doesnt it [one of the first owners of the new generation GT-R's in Aus]

I know what this lucky guy will be doing with his new GT-R in the first 24hours:g:g:g:g:g:g

I would be doing the same:g

[Darkdrium777]

Click on the links in this thread (http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showthread.php?t=185805). :g

[mdhay]

BOIK! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYBZrRCCrXE):lol:lol:lol

[KIGO1987]

LOL.
I havent done a post here in sometime, heres some new funny ****:g

Super Mario Bros
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUNevAl6HA0

Super Mario Bros 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8KxSH4N79c

Super Mario Bros 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhkh8OAmQ90

Mario and the Flag pole
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An3TQLKkWdU&feature=channel_page

Woman that sings bad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs4bqQcYSk4&feature=channel_page

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Also Arnaud found driving in the pre Wipeout era days
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKgeCQGu_ug

Hope you get a good laugh:g

[mdhay]

LOL.

'Nuff said.:g

[rdmx]

Heavy Cleaning Infomercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHgEnN2PFzo

Antique Roadshow - Drum and Bass Remix
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvdHZ3_sIRQ

[Darkdrium777]

Scout Slap Chop Infomercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7QIcxoJU4g)
The resemblance is uncanny... :dizzy :g

By now you should have seen this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTj6tauY1JU). (GENTLEMEN)

These guys are hilarious. :lol

[KIGO1987]

lol.

Roos **** up your car bad if you hit them, like in this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZibIcLGJCAk&feature=related

[mdhay]

In a similar vein to D777's post:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHgEnN2PFzo

[rdmx]

mdhay, that's what i posted before ;)

[mdhay]

....
.....
......
.......Damn.

[Darkdrium777]

Oh look it's the good fairy! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRcI-mFr6aQ) :lol

[KIGO1987]

Not to fear little children i will help [snap].......thud, hahahahahahahaha.

Funny **** :g:lol

[ACE-FLO]

Killer line there Kigo - wish I'd thought of that! ;)

[Harvai]

By now you should have seen this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTj6tauY1JU). (GENTLEMEN)

Alright, who's ready to go find this spy...
Right behind you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX__swbUwag
The Scoot is so awesome...

[KIGO1987]

Kay guys you gotta read the posts here, there classics. Im sure you'll enjoy reading them as well as having a true good laugh.

http://au.gamespot.com/psp/driving/wipeoutpulse/show_msgs.php?topic_id=m-1-49451271&pid=938816&page=1

:lol

[Darkdrium777]

Oh boy, Flashback_Jack posted on that thread (http://au.gamespot.com/psp/driving/wipeoutpulse/show_msgs.php?topic_id=m-1-49451271&pid=938816&page=2)! (4th post down)

And for all the CFW 333 spit, I've fed you zoners the facts plenty of times -- 333 does not work while wifi is active as the the wireless transceiver requires a third of the PSP's CPU to function. So if you wish to continue the cult mentality you've fallen into on that forum, by all means do it among the equally brainwashed, but keep your spiral-eyed cheerleading out of here.

I have to reply to him (http://au.gamespot.com/psp/driving/wipeoutpulse/show_msgs.php?topic_id=m-1-49451271&pid=938816&page=3). (7th post down)

DAMN! So I'm brainwashing you then if I show you this video (http://www.mediafire.com/?zmkmnij43gm).

HAHAHA! Don't worry Flashback_Jack, you provide us with many lulz. Continue. :D

PS: How does it feel to be wrong?

Hilarity ensues :lol

[archman]

Thank you, DD777, for bringing the clues and silencing the philosophic scumm!

Sorry for quoting you (I will remove it if you want me to), but I need to paste your thoughts here, that should maybe change this cfw@333vs266 crap:

DD777: "Clock speed only helps for doing barrel-rolls as they are based on the framerate, that's the only thing it does, the only thing it will ever do, apart from smoother framerates (Illustrated in my video, 47FPS on 266Mhz vs 60FPS (Capped) at 333Mhz). It does nothing for piloting the ship. It's still, IMO the way the game should be played, because it is smoother and much better for the eyes (Look at WipEout HD, isn't that pleasing?)"

You and me have just the same thought about that PSP SHOULD BE (!!!) played with maximum available cpu response, because it's the only way Playstation (TM) should be played. I don't want lower fps, I WANT fluidity of movement. If I was wanting to play like this, lagging like hell with 8 players, I'd go with a new PC, which is about the same price, and hell of a lot more featured to play games. You get me, guys? Please think about those "limits". I KNOW I am NOT allowed to discuss cfw here, and I am FOR buying the games, I bought Pulse, cause I like it, but I --(erased by me--) use -, because it's the true way of using PSP. And I'm using it greatly. Because cfw has so so many many features...do think...BUT Buy Games! Don't play downloaded ones.

Cheers, and sorry if my post insulted anyone! ;)

edit: Damn! Just tried 333! This is beautiful. This is PSP.
edit 2: lol, I just evaluated 266vs333, the track: Outpost 7 White, ship: Goteki 45, mode: Time Trial
All times are first try!!!

266--> 1:52:57 (Third lap is my NEW lap RECORD (0:21:69))
333--> 1:52:53

The difference? Or yes, it's in fps count, 333 is Playstation and beauty of the game (god now I see how beautiful Pulse is!), the "default" is Pentium I 133mhz 8mb ram playing Need For Speed 2. No skills altered in my case! If you're going to steer, you need to see the curve. When do you see and decide with which intensity to steer?? It's before the curve, not in. The reaction time is IMO the same, only our eyes suffer at "Default clock". 333 is mellow, the "default" is a pain. For our eyes. I love you, Sony...(ofw should be burned...)

[mdhay]

lol pwnt.

[ACE-FLO]

@mdhay. look kid stop spam posting text speak... it aint remotely funny. And if all you do is live to get your post count up - there are other sites for that kid...

[mdhay]

I wasn't posting to get my post count up; I wrote that because of what you and archman wrote on that gamespot link.

[archman]

And what does it means "lol pwnt."
We got owned?

[mdhay]

They got owned, Archman.;)

[ACE-FLO]

I wasn't posting to get my post count up; I wrote that because of what you and archman wrote on that gamespot link.

Cheers buddy, but abbreviations like that just fly past me... sorry for my comment! Thanks for the compliment! LOL - I'm so hyped today... Thanks again!

[IH8YOU]

Yes, I know how old this is.

Yes, I realize how many people have already viewed this.

No, it's not funny.

Yes, it has music most Wipeout fans would enjoy.

No, don't bail because of the boring first 1/3 of this video, because it gets much better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw

Daft Hands.

[ACE-FLO]

Ok ok admit it - how many of you tried that with your own hands.... (I know I did and its feckin' KKKooooooLLLLL:lol

btw: What an excellent way to get your hands and fingers prepared for some gameplay? huh? Genius? The finger workout!!!

[IH8YOU]

Yeah, if this person played WOHD - we'd all be in a lot of trouble. :lol

[stinkleroy]

Haha I've never seen that before...now that's talent! :lol

[ACE-FLO]

Ok - He-man rre-edited and dubbed for the 4non blondes track - it starts of a lil slow (1st minute or so) but you just have to watch all of it - it is just too damn funny - especially the part when Beast Man grabs Adam Prince of Eternia and the voice over is a killer - like when Skeletor makes his appearance... This is classic "take the piss" editiing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Nc8RCLy1s

Enjoy peeps!

[baifer]

Ok - He-man rre-edited and dubbed for the 4non blondes track - it starts of a lil slow (1st minute or so) but you just have to watch all of it - it is just too damn funny - especially the part when Beast Man grabs Adam Prince of Eternia and the voice over is a killer - like when Skeletor makes his appearance... This is classic "take the piss" editiing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Nc8RCLy1s

Enjoy peeps!
Muahaahihaiahumuahamm.. OmG
funny :nod

[omega329]

Umh... I lost the game...

[mdhay]

I hate you so much right now....


;)

[Zoth-Ommog]

Opening of the BBQ season! (http://media.fukung.net/images/11215/fd7b5440db4e838ea5e22c492d6a8096.jpg) :lol

[KIGO1987]

Holy ****! That Barbie does more than cook food. Get some honey the too. **** me, ill **** myself see that. What Aussies would do there would to get a can of Aerosol deodorant and a ciggie lighter and burn the ****ers, bees arnt too bad, its those bastard wasps you have to watch out for since they can sting you more than once.

[ACE-FLO]

OK - who remembers this one, Its an absolute corker ROFL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IBgk05iL3Y

Delboy is the MAN!!!

EDIT: found another Only Fools classic which I had to put here. But its a few mins long so if you got the patience - I promise it'll reward you ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYq-Ljwov_s&feature=related

[mdhay]

Ewww...bees.:blarg


...since they can sting you more than once.

Ah, but so can bees.

[KIGO1987]

No a bee can sting you only once, since there stinger is connected to all there gizards inside, so a one sting from a bee is a death sentence. Wasps dont have this.

[mdhay]

It's only honeybees that can only sting once. There are many species of them.

[Darkdrium777]

Damn those bees are clever. Too bad the honey probably isn't eatable after the smoke bomb. :(

[mdhay]

For the Fallout fans:

[Zoth-Ommog]

IMO this is cool as hell: Singing Tesla Coils (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1O2jcfOylU&feature=related)

:D

[micky1984]

http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/mesh-most-scared-moments-extended/13933

enjoy :)

[Motorsagmannen]

@ zoth: holy chazzbutt that was the friggin coolest thing ever, 8 bit music made from teasla coils omg xD

[IH8YOU]

I've made music using hi-energy lasers before.

Wait, should I admit this? :eek

[blackwiggle]

That bloke freaking out while playing a game was so funny.

Nice one micky1984

Love the bit a third of the way in .... Scream "whooo Spiders!":lol:lol:lol

[micky1984]

yeah the fact he is a jordi (from newcastle) makes it extra funny, cant say a game however scarey has made me react like that lol

[swift killer]

Don't know if any of you have caught on to this youtube craze:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc0lYe-i6wE

And this is what happened when my co-worker at Club Asia decided to take on the might of BBC Asian Network LMAO:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV-Z5lAW9GQ

...and when BBC Asian Network tried to retaliate lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_ZgATVECQ4&feature=related

@mdhay ONE MILLION STRONG FOR ADMIRAL AKBAR! :D

[mdhay]

Robot Chicken Star Wars (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E-cDE4D0MI)

[ACE-FLO]

Don't know if any of you have caught on to this youtube craze:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc0lYe-i6wE

And this is what happened when my co-worker at Club Asia decided to take on the might of BBC Asian Network LMAO:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV-Z5lAW9GQ

...and when BBC Asian Network tried to retaliate lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_ZgATVECQ4&feature=related

@mdhay ONE MILLION STRONG FOR ADMIRAL AKBAR! :D

That was hugely entertaining - I'm an Asian -I work in the media too, coincidentally my career in media started with the Ethnic Media Group - publishers of Eastern Eye newspaper (I was the advertising guy)... I then went on to publish a youth magazine in 2002 called Urban Groove Culture, and onto other things since then... You Club Asia guys are feckin' NUTTS!

Thing that beats me is the ongoing bitch-rivalry which is too often associated with Asian businesses in the UK - Prime example here - I laughed my socks off!!!

Did anyone see Sacha Baron Cohen (Ali-G / Borat) as Bruno (Eastern European Gay Guy) at the MTV awards? Farting on Eminems face? This is class...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65FLI_AD0-Q&feature=related

This one is a lil clearer if not as long...http://www.news-pulse.com/eminemandbruno.html

LMFAO til I made a cake...

[Darkdrium777]

Common (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXnUmmu39Bg) :) A little clearer, and full lenght.

[ACE-FLO]

DarkDrium - the link you posted is no longer available due to copyright violation - so This is the best I can do lol: http://www.news-pulse.com/eminemandbruno.html

Go Sacha Baron Cohen you nutty jewish phenomenon.... This guy is crazy, and Eminem is so disresepected hahahaha

[Hellfire_WZ]

Eminem was actually in on that, he said he went straight back to his apartment after the show and pissed himself laughing, especially when he saw it again on the TV :)

Here's Jonathan Ross eating the world's (now second) hottest curry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeGfU6QAEVQ

[MrSmadSmartAlex]

Hey, just thought I'd show you all where my PSN ID comes from (my name's not Alex btw). It's from when I appeared on the Jeremy Kyle Show, and called him "Mr Smad Smart Alex":lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0U84z_SZv4&feature=related
the best part is at about 8:20 if you can't be bothered with all of it.

:lol:lol:lol

[ACE-FLO]

Oh please - you gotta be bothered with it - it is just too damn awesomely entertaining to be missed out... Don't let this one slip!!!

[stinkleroy]

What a weird weird guy....he's like a Rik mayall creation :donut

[MrSmadSmartAlex]

Haha!! Yeah, I thought for a while that he was an actor they hired, but then I realised that nobody can act that well!:lol
And he's not really me btw! But I had to name my PSN ID in honour of his supreme tool-ness.:lol

[mdhay]

Hahaha! :lol

Sick stuff!

[KIGO1987]

HAHAHAHA, Mr Smad...SmartAlex. Lol.

God the Aussie's speak better English over the bloody poms now i gotta say.

----

Now i know ive already posted this but i still think its gold,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1f4ZfHkICo&NR=1

constantly click on 0:06 for the best enjoyment;)

[Darkdrium777]

the link you posted is no longer available due to copyright violationWell, you get to find out how Viacom is a big fat mother****er.

[Darkdrium777]

This is why 11 years old shouldn't raid... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mkhx7mkMXa8)

This kid is a phenomenon. :lol

[BARTgai]

Ahahahahaha! :lol That is just brilliant!

[swift killer]

Motorsport idiotics:

Never celebrate too hard:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rE05QzsVyE

The Bjorn Wirdheim incident at Monaco... what an idiot!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R43mBWirio

"Christian Fittipaldi I am confident will be allright because he was in the cockpit" what the hell is that supposed to mean? lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPTtTzzSF24

[KIGO1987]

Chopper and the Commonwealth games (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCg34dDoIt4&feature=PlayList&p=B2F0120FB63BB830&index=0&playnext=1)

[blackwiggle]

Rags the boxing kangaroo V's Marty monster [Aussie kid's show muppet]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VxRZ5Ph05o&feature=related

Selection from Agro's cartoon connection.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6addN_EZ7co&feature=related

[Maschinengeist]

I got a kick out of this one, lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qJDDaYQCIM&feature=fvw

[KIGO1987]

Selection from Agro's cartoon connection.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6addN_EZ7co&feature=related

I use to watch that show back when i was young, damn look at here clothes, skyhigh pants and fluro colours everywhere.

----

Here some new stuff:

Chopper's Phone Subscription (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOhjAYyCdIo&feature=related)

Chopper's French Lessons (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWoS4nKOSwc)

Animals Documentary (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beaixijGNtk)

Jihadi Joe Action Figure Playset (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jioReLuSonQ)

[KIGO1987]

ASIMO running on Windows Vista Home Premium (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YruAOxWG5uU&feature=channel)

[NightArh]

Haha! Paramedics from Microsoft Corp. are tryin to help robot :D

[KIGO1987]

Vista reboots itself anyway after 5hours, after you put it into hibernation. ****ing dumb operating system.

[NightArh]

I am using Win7 RC1 long time. It is enough stable! :+

[KIGO1987]

Ill buy and upgrade to Win7.

You know **** it, i ain't givin a cent to those Microsoft cunts. Ill steal a copy or get a rip of someone with a crack on it.

**** those New World Order ****s. Im not giving them any of my money. Windows Vista has broken my balls one too many times this and last year. **** 'em all:+:D

Could always get a mac....

[NightArh]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHO8l-Bd1O4 :blarg You are right

[ACE-FLO]

Haha! Paramedics from Microsoft Corp. are tryin to help robot :D

hahaha - yeah man, and the bloody screen too? my goodness hahahaha.

"Honda - the power to have your dreams... shattered!" hahahahahaha

[Hellfire_WZ]

Why Citroen shouldn't use their old cars for the dancing robot advert

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXOJ28b6WIo

[mdhay]

Invader Zim Episode 2, Part 2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct8YNwSSwMs

[ACE-FLO]

Invader Zim - I gotta get this series lol

[mdhay]

Good luck finding it.

[KIGO1987]

Why Citroen shouldn't use their old cars for the dancing robot advert

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXOJ28b6WIo

Lol

Gotta Love those old Horizontally Opposed Engines. They are bullet proof. Old Super Bug, 2CV and the Subaru Leone. Damn those engines rock. Sure beats the 2minute engines that are built today.

Arnaud agrees as well, this was his first (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FRovouOLyQ&feature=related)car

[mdhay]

Could've been worse.;) (http://www.dan-dare.org/Dan%20FRD/BoulderMobileAni.gif)

[swift killer]

This word made me laugh :

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ninnyism

"predisposition to act like a ninny"

[mdhay]

Epic Fail.

[Lance]

Lol

Gotta Love those old Horizontally Opposed Engines. They are bullet proof. Old Super Bug, 2CV and the Subaru Leone. Damn those engines rock. Sure beats the 2minute engines that are built today.

Arnaud agrees as well, this was his first (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FRovouOLyQ&feature=related)car


That engine design does indeed rock; my first car was a 1600CC flat four cylinder Porsche 356B Cabrio. Man, did it rock. :D

[KIGO1987]

Cottesloe Beach, lol. Stupid sign is there, cause the snobs who live there are dumb ****s who drive slow on the road, and a very dumb that they dive in shallow water, thats why there is that sign there.

----

Best Engines of the 20th century would gotta be the 2212cc EJ22 Subaru engine used in the first gen Legacy. You still see so many of those cars on the road today, you simply cannot kill those engines, ****ing brilliant they are. Shame the average life span of a car engine built today are only 3months before it does a Vista on your ass when driving.

[Lance]

I've always been a fan of Subarus; first one I ever saw was a little 1 liter Star.

-- ---------

BTW, 'we' can see you. :)

[chboing]

http://www.manolith.com/2009/06/15/invisible-rope-prank/

if you're bored some sunny day :)

[KIGO1987]

I've always been a fan of Subarus; first one I ever saw was a little 1 liter Star.

-----------

BTW, 'we' can see you. :)

Was that a Justy? Or is that further back than that.

-----------

Yes, thats what google earth is for.

[NightArh]

http://www.manolith.com/2009/06/15/invisible-rope-prank/

if you're bored some sunny day :)

I saw Flash mob with this idea. Hundreds of people were stepping over the invisible rope in the subway entrance. It was very funny to look how other people are starring on the ground :hyper

[mdhay]

Another Fail

[BARTgai]

I've always wanted to try the invisible rope prank, but I'm too afraid someone will call the cops on me lol.

[Lance]

Was that a Justy? Or is that further back than that.

-----------

Yes, thats what google earth is for.

It was way back; I think the actual model name was 'Star', but it was decades ago; I could be wrong. It was the next model after the original 360 two-stroke sold in the USA.

[Darkdrium777]

I've done the invisible rope prank with some friends. It works, and drivers find it funny too :)
Only one didn't and parked down the street, so we ran away :g

[swift killer]

Where not to do Bhangra:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvsH5ebRLjU

[chboing]

ok, i was about to start a whole new topic for this, but i guess it suit perfectly here too ...

Problem Solver, looks like some people of your country found a nice idea to make money ...

i was rotfl this morning :)

http://www.string-emil.de/

[stinkleroy]

Hahahaha.....hahaha Chboing that's the most disturbing, yet funniest thing I've ever seen, the music just tops it off. There's just no emoticon for this...

Ok it just gets better the more you explore, still can't breathe for laughing...:D

[lunar]

Holy :blarg I don`t know whether to laugh or wash my eyeballs with Sulphuric Acid.

This is meant to be ironic, right?

[chboing]

yeah, i think you'll like the choco und vanilla pictures :) 6 or 7 th link on the left :D
i was sure you'd be a fan stinkleroy ;) there is also a fan section btw ...

[stinkleroy]

OMG ahahahaha, you've no idea how much this has made me laugh....no idea. I think my favourites are the supermarket pics hahahaha

Chboing you are a sick man lol, but awesome all the same :D

[swift killer]

1st spy shot of USF1's 2010 car ;) lol

http://www.teamamericaf1.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/taf1-p01.jpg

made me PMSL... it's certainly going to have alot of front end grip ;) set to truck the competition up!

[q_dmc12]

A couple video game parodies some friends and I from ITT made..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSGUIB35JV8&feature=channel_page

[BARTgai]

"Aw ****! My gameboy's broken!" Haha great videos man :lol I really loved that Golden Eye one :+

[RJ O'Connell]

1st spy shot of USF1's 2010 car ;) lol

http://www.teamamericaf1.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/taf1-p01.jpg

made me PMSL... it's certainly going to have alot of front end grip ;) set to truck the competition up!
We'll be lucky to get sponsorship from either McD's or Budweiser, let alone both.

(And it's nice to see there'll be just one series and a new FIA president next year.)

[Lance]

"1st spy shot of USF1's 2010 car"

From the Kenworth design team?

[RJ O'Connell]

Still not as ugly as Dallara's current IndyCar Series chassis.

[infoxicated]

It's not that ugly. I think it's better looking than some of the current F1 cars.

I'd really like it if they go with something throwback style when they replace it in 2011.

[swift killer]

2009 F1 cars look ****!... but not as ugly as some of the tripe that was around in the 70's and 80's ...like on here: www.f1rejects.com

[Benny Lava]

The following is taken from the "Names!Aka's" Thread.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Benny Lava
Just don't feel like disclosing my real name yet.I'll just tell you about my nickname.
My nickname came from this youtube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw

Benny - that is really funny man - I'm an Indian - but not from South India (thank the Lord) coz that's where the crappy bollywood movies come from - however - your idea of what's going on in the song (though far from the truth) is actually more entertaining than the song itself +1 for that man.

Oh - the translation is too damn awesome (though incorrect) - the part where they all sing "we can't wait for you to pee on us" gut wrenchingly funny man!

I must add at this point - that if you were to win a race online against someone you never thought you'd beat - then this is the perfect opportunity for you to actually blast this song out - as a kind of "victory dance song" I think it works just perfectly... Also - you should paste that link in the "Need a good laugh?" thread - it's right up there mate!!! Topping most entries...
I'm posting it here as I find it funny(the video)

[Darkdrium777]

I think it's time to...
http://f.imagehost.org/t/0813/BarrelRoll.jpg (http://f.imagehost.org/view/0813/BarrelRoll)

[mdhay]

I don't get it...

[Darkdrium777]

Come on (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv5qzMtLE60), it's one of the most famous memes...

[stin]

Honestly, I did piss myself laughing!

You did cheered me up tonight!:+

stevie:D

[mdhay]

:blarg :lol

[Darkdrium777]

Logic problem time:

http://f.imagehost.org/t/0561/1246128319455.jpg (http://f.imagehost.org/view/0561/1246128319455)

[mdhay]

All I'm thinking is that Santa hates his elves.;)

[Darkdrium777]

I will give the answer now as I doubt I will be able to in the following days.
Highlight to read.

Q1: C is the one who calls out first.
Q2: If C had a WHITE hat, D would have called out BLACK by now. Since D didn't call out, C says BLACK.

[mdhay]

Or quote to read.;)

[Hellfire_WZ]

KIGO! I think this pair want a word ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UT02--Ijdc

Warning - VERY strong language from beginning to end

[mdhay]

Come on (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv5qzMtLE60), it's one of the most famous memes...

Well done, I can't get it out of my head.:D:lol:P

[KIGO1987]

KIGO! I think this pair want a word ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UT02--Ijdc

Warning - VERY strong language from beginning to end

Ha! Funny ****.

Old people do actually carry on like that alot, so true, but those where old english men i think, since to muppets had english accents, lol.

[blackwiggle]

Pity nobody has done Derek & Clive's "Jump" or "Nurse" with the Muppets

[Velocitar64]

Partially safe for work, but you'll get funny looks... (http://www.cheeseontour.com/xxx/)

[Darkdrium777]

404 on any of the links on that site.

[Velocitar64]

Yeah but the frontpage is good.

[slimjim]

that site is pure filth lol

[Velocitar64]

Filthiest cheese on the net! :>

[mdhay]

CRYPTIC METAPHOR! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMRgB98j7EI)

[Darkdrium777]

Practical Jokes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6UB9J5t80U)

[NightArh]

Maybe it is old but funny :)
Some facts about Chuck Norris

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
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There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
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The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. (New!)
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 1, 2 and 3 on legendary mode using only a broken guitar hero controller

Source: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

[Harvai]

Chuck Norris beat Halo 1, 2 and 3 on legendary mode using only a broken guitar hero controller

I tried playing GT4 with my (not broken) Guitar Hero controller. Didn't work at all. Seems you can't drive a car with the POWER OF ROCK!

Sorry Chuck, but I claim bullshit. You're not THAT awesome...

[KIGO1987]

Alot of Chuck Norris there, FM!

Now look
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6BClZp2a5c
This is quite still funny:g

[Motorsagmannen]

chuck norris can divide by zero.

chuck norris once challenged the sun for a stearing contest, and won

when you jump in to a pool of water, you get wet. when chuck norris jumps in a pool of|water, the water gets chuck norrised.

if you have five dollars, and chuck norris has five dollars. chuck norris have more money than you.

[q_dmc12]

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

[BARTgai]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice.

[blackwiggle]

The Chaser in UK.

Can you dress up as the STIG and get to drive other peoples cars.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYjaF_0z5n0&feature=related

[Aeroracer]

chuck norris now helps america with their nuclear missile testing by eating them

[KIGO1987]

The Chaser in UK.

Can you dress up as the STIG and get to drive other peoples cars.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYjaF_0z5n0&feature=related

Im so gonna pull that off in this city. Gonna look at a few car racing stock places now:g That chick pulls out a ciggie and lights it:lol can i have a small coke please XD gotta love how the English say that. Ive actually driven one of those old coopers. Damn they are hell slow.

Twas the be an Aussie:
http://www.livevideo.com/video/633EF070B49143889FEE497376E2FBBA/aussie-hoons-lightfoots-tough-worked-v8-goes-off.aspx
If you havent done this in the first week of getting your license, then your still a virgin.

[swift killer]

With Mock The Week you can never go wrong : http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006t6vf

[q_dmc12]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

I've slammed a revolving door..

[NightArh]

Make sure Chuck Norris will not get to know this!!!:eek

[slimjim]

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise

[blackwiggle]

BBC i programs are only able to be viewed from within the UK unfortunately.

Unless I set up a proxy.