Overcooked Rice

[Task]

Shem, here's your topic. 8 )

I've found a couple good examples:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/jwz/112303.html
http://www.f64.nu/gallery/view_photo.php?set_albumName=album133&id=DSC_0066

There's also a hilarious "3 fast 3 furious" video here:
http://www.crapville.com/toon_holder.asp?ID=164

Watch out for the popups and crap on that one, couldn't find a better link. 8 (

[Shem]

Damn you Task, it's all because of the backspace key, that backspaced all my work, and links, and the story, that I was to tell about bad car tuning. Okay, since we're raw here, i'll just skip the story, and let you watch some people mess up their own cars, turning them into 4 wheeled junk. Watch out! Here's when ..... car tuning goes bad......


Let's start off with some subtle touches applied to BMW's :


Bullwinkle Fireplace Trophy wing, and stock brake calipers paited yellow (http://www.jimmy540i.com/moron1.jpg)
BMW 2006 Concept Shopping Cart (http://www.jimmy540i.com/moron95.jpg)
Wouldn't it be easier to just install air conditioning than cutting all these holes in the car? (http://www.jimmy540i.com/moron9999999997.jpg)
Up Yours!!! (http://www.jimmy540i.com/moron9999997.jpg)
BMW on LSD (http://www.jimmy540i.com/moron9998.jpg)
...and that's Kia Optima's impression of BMW everyone, let's give it a big round of applause...! (http://www.jimmy540i.com/moron99999999999.jpg)
A big intercooler hole in a front bumper didn't make this car any cool (http://www.jimmy540i.com/nightmare5.jpg)
It was supposed to be a Mercedes, then it was to be a BMW, but it's still a Honda CRX (http://www.jimmy540i.com/nightmare41.jpg)
Stairway to heaven (http://www.jimmy540i.com/nightmare33.jpg)

And now, presenting Polish masters of car tuning!! :
Staiway to heaven, Polish version (http://www.tuninguj.com.pl/img/wiejski_tuning/wiejski_tuning_077.jpg)
Fillings on the trunk, and a moron behind the wheel (http://www.tuninguj.com.pl/img/wiejski_tuning/wiejski_tuning_083.jpg)
Anyone willing to race that badass mofo? (http://www.tuninguj.com.pl/img/wiejski_tuning/wiejski_tuning_004.jpg)
WHY? (http://www.tuninguj.com.pl/img/wiejski_tuning/wiejski_tuning_016.jpg)
WHY? #2 (http://www.tuninguj.com.pl/img/wiejski_tuning/wiejski_tuning_003.jpg)
Taking care of snow on the driveway AND good looking too! ;) (http://www.tuninguj.com.pl/img/wiejski_tuning/wiejski_tuning_028.jpg)
Mercedes-Fiat 126P CC (http://www.tuninguj.com.pl/img/wiejski_tuning/wiejski_tuning_048.jpg)
Looks like it wants to be put out of its misery... (http://www.tuninguj.com.pl/img/wiejski_tuning/wiejski_tuning_059.jpg)
Recognize me NOW?? AKA Golf with a bad nose job (http://www.tuninguj.com.pl/img/wiejski_tuning/wiejski_tuning_015.jpg)
Pikatchumobile 126p (http://www.tuninguj.com.pl/img/wiejski_tuning/wiejski_tuning_037.jpg)

And now, time for 'East Coast Customs'.....AKA Russian tuning masterpieces:
Xenon headlights and rocket launchers below (http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/4907/bolidas7gf.jpg)
Russian Shopping Cart (http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/9697/geltonasnelambo7va.jpg)
Come to think of it, it must be the string attached to the rear wiper that holds the whole car in one piece (http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/5749/greenvaz8xs.jpg)
$#^%&*(!!!! (http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/833/kosmozoo4ew.jpg)
And THAT's how it should be done! (http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/9177/sheshtasmersas3ad.jpg)
Space shuttle has less meters than this Lada (http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/6306/vobletsetaiprietaisai5bn.jpg)
A bucket split in half on the bonnet? (http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/5711/wrx24qf.jpg)
The owner's gotta have some issues... (http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/5103/wrx44wm.jpg)


Okay, and thats about it.

[eLhabib]

four words:

OH
MY
F*KING
GOD!

[Drakkenmensch]

Oh, my eyes! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!! 8O

[Lance]

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my goggles do. 3D. the mercedes logobadge overlaid on the original now stands out quite fetchingly. i must admit that i was thrown into the world of surrealism by the 3D view of the moosewing. quite disorienting. i believe i experienced actual anti-gravity for a second
.

[Hellfire_WZ]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :lol: :lol:

Absolutely brilliant, that's a goldmine you've got there Shem!

[mclarensmps]

LOLLLLLL that last bodykit in the final 2 pics is soo homemade!!

[Shem]

Thanks guys, I'll be posting some more tuning disasters soon, but don't you forget to track something down on your own, and show it to us! There's more of badly tuned cars than you'd ever imagine.

Task: 3 fast 3 3rious was just the thing to make my day :lol: Honestly, that animation catches the best of F&F!

[Asayyeah]

Before i watch those freaky cars, i supposed mine to be a ' dust-bin' one :lol: but now i am proud of my Renault 21 from 1988.
Maybe in 10 years i will sold it to a friendly russian wiper , i don't know if ' Russ' will be interested in :D